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ZOMBIES. A-Z BRAINY GUIDE

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 01:40:51 GMT

Found this Article in Entertainment Weekly and enjoyed it very much:

A is for ANDREW: The disappointingly mundane middle name of George A. Romero, the mad maestro behind 1968's Night of the Living Dead and it's five (so far) sequels.

B is for BRAINS: While your average zombie will happily nosh on arms, legs, or intestines (be they upper or lower), 1985's Return of the Living Dead singled out this sweetmeat as their repast choice.

C is for COMIC BOOKS: AMC is developing a show based on the comic The Walking Dead. The giddy, gory Marvel Zombies has proven that even superheroes get cravings. Hulk...eat...brains!

D is for DEAD: if it's a zombie movie, there's a good chance it has this word in the title. See: Dawn of teh dead, Shaun of the Dead, and...

E is for EROTIC NIGHTS OF THE LIVING DEAD: Think you can't mix '80s soft-core porn and zombies? Think again.

F is for FULCI: As in Lucio Fulci, Italian gore-teur whose infamous 1980 epic Zombie, a.k.a. Zombie Flesh Eaters, a.k.a. Zombi 2, featured an unforgetably awesome underwater smackdown between a pasty-faced zombie and a real live shark.

G is for GOBLIN: The colorfully named prog-rock band who performed teh doom-drenched soundtrack to teh European version of the 1978 classic Dawn of the Dead.

H is for HEAD SHOT: How do you kill a zombie? Well, you can try kindness. But we'd suggest shooting it in the head.

I is for iPHONE: Can you really put a price on preparedness for the inevitable zombie appocalypse? Of course not! So why not cough up 99 cents for the Zombie Survival Kit iPhone app?

J is for JACKSON: as in Peter Jackson. Sure, we all think of the hirsute Kiwi directir as the visionary behing the Lord of the Rings trillogy. But before he got rich and respectable, he was a zombie nerd. Exhibit A: his gooey 1993 cheapie Dead Alive a.k.a. Braindead.

K is for KARO SYRUP: the key ingredient in fake movie blood for any makeup F/X artist. Essential for splatter and viscosity.

L is for LAND OF THE DEAD: Usually a ghetto for no-name actors, teh zombie genre got a dose of A-list (okay, maybe B-list,) cachet with 2005's Land of teh Dead, which starred Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, and the dude from The Mentalist.

M is for MONROEVILLE MALL: If you take Exit 57 off the Pennsylvania Turnpike, you'll find yourself at the most hallowed landmark in zombie-movie lore- the shopping center from George A. Romero's consumerist satire Dawn of the Dead. Come for the Auntie Anne's Pretzels, stay to photograph yourself eating fake guts. But please don't tell them we sent you.

N is for NAZIS: What could be nastier then zombies?How about zombies that sport jackboots, swastika armbands, and iron crosses? Remarkably, there have been at least three Nazi-zombie films: 1977's Shock Waves, 2008's Outpost and 2009's Dead Snow.

O is for ORANGE UNIFORMS: Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video brought zombie choreography to teh masses-which ultimatly included Day-Gloclad Filipino prison inmates, who re-created MJ's moves in a 2007 voral hit.

P is for PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES: "It is truth universally aknowledged that a zombie in possesion of brains must be in want of more brains." So begins this year's unlikeliest publishing sensation, a tea-drinking, fleash-eating riff on Jane Austen's romantic literary classic.

Q is for QUARANTINE: A Hollywood remake of the terrifying 2007 Spanic POV chiller [REC], in which a TV Journalist is trapped in an apartmen complex full of infected cannibals. Also: teh only zombie movie we can think of that begins with Q.

R is for RUNNING ZOMBIES: Zombie geeks are a pretty peaceful lot. Except when it comes to the heated debate over fast-versus slow-moving zombies. While Romero's old-school series espouses the lumbering-undead model, younger directors such as Zack Snyder (2004's Dawn of the Dead remake) and Danny Boyle (2002's 28 Days Later) feature zombies that make Usain Bolt look like a slow poke.

S is for SAVINI: Ever felt queasy watching a zombie film? you can properbly that Tom Savini, the makeup F/X/ legend whose credits include 1978's Dawn of teh Dead and 1985's Day of the Dead.

T is for "THEY'RE COMING TO GET YOU BARBRA!": The most famous line in zombie-movie history is uttered by Russell Streiner. who's attempting to creep out his scardy-cat sister (played by Judith O'Dea) in 1968's Night of the Living Dead. In a deliciously sick, ironic twist toward the end of the film, it's Streiner who comes for his Sis, after being turned into one of...them.

U is for UMBRELLA CORPORATION: the nafarious bioengineering firm responsible for the zombie plauge in the Resident Evil Videogames and teh Milla Jovovich-starring big screen spin-offs

V is for VAMPIRES: Yes they're also undead but in a dreamy, come-hither, mooning-over-sulky-chicks sort of way. We'll side with teh Zombies in a street fight, thanks.

W is for WOODY HARRELSON: We all remember his cold-blooded shooting spree in Natural Born Killers, and now weire never going to forget seeing the country-bumpkin barkeep from Cheers blasting away teh undead.

X is for X-FILES: Given the hit show's monster-of-the-week nature, it was only a matter of time before Mulder and Scully wanted to beleive in Zombies. The episode in question; a doozy from 1999 in which they investigate a possibly zombie-related conspiracy with teh assistance of Lance Henriksen's Frank Black.

Y is for YOUNG ZOMBIES: Kids. They won't just eat you out of house and home in zombie movies- they'll eat you, too! One of teh many taboo-trashing scenes in Night of teh Living Dead had a yound girl in a flowered dress taking a chomp out of her fathers arm as a snack.

Z is for ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE, THE: If you want to tie a sheep shank knot, the Boy Scout Handbook is your best bet. If zombies are attacking try Max (son of Mel) Brooks' tongue-in-cheek guide to making it through World War Z.

does a little dance

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:57:26 GMT

bwrawahahahahahahahaha!(as Bowser) I really do LOVE that monstrous turtles laugh! anyway times are tough *sighs* but I'm being strangely optimistic about all of it :B i think its that i just know that no matter what happens ill be fine. and that well everything will be. maybe I'm just naive but i just feel everything will work out in the end hee hee I'm in such a good mood!!!! ♥

So I'm doing laundry right now and i dunno if i should do my blankets, I want to but should I?.... I think I will-------.

I think the root of this optimism is that I'm surrounded by all you guys and well yeah "supah awesume fun timu!"

and now LYRIC-DED!:

Remember those walls I built Well, baby they're tumbling down They didn't even put up a fight They didn't even make a sound It's like I've been awakened Every rule I had you breakin' It's the risk that I'm takin' I ain't never gonna shut you out Everywhere I'm looking now I'm surrounded by your embrace Baby I can see your halo You know you're my saving grace You're everything I need and more (I'm walking on sunshine, wooah)It's written all over your face Baby I can feel your halo And don't it feel good!

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo

And don't it feel good! I used to think maybe you loved me now baby I'm sure And I just cant wait till the day when you knock on my door Oh now now!I'm walking on sunshine, wooah! I'm walking on sunshine, wooah! I'm walking on sunshine, wooah ohoh! And don't it feel good!

I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can feel your halo halo halo
I can see your halo halo halo
I can see your halo

HALO!

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:53:05 GMT

Annnnnd, I'm done -_-;

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 13:01:03 GMT

So I'm at work a tad early today, *sigh* and im sure ill be leaving early again today, with busy season over there is hardly anything for me to do now. I kinda wish I was just schedualed for monday and teh weekends, but of course I wouldent be making any money that way hu? ehhhhhhhhhh

I went and Saw White out last night with Greg, it was... ok? i wouldent have seen it unless greg took me to see it but it was ok. Then to the Mall where he bought teh movie Cold Prey, another movie that took place in the snow, on teh box it said: "if you like Friday the 13th or Halloween youll love this!" So we watch it and- its a norwegin film; and it wasn't bad. i actually enjoyed it. (not saying much I know,)

hurmmmmm

Today's list:
1) Bathrooms - (proberbly have not been touched since monday when I cleaned em.)
2) Kitchen Prep - (I'll most likely have to do this,)
3) Pavilion - (requires me to sweep it,)
4) Porch - (Same thing as Pavilion)
5) Kitchen - (I'll most likely have to do thiS also)

So this should only take me about a couple hours -_-; hurrrrrrrrrrrwelp gotta go work in less then 30 seconds. cya guyssss.

hurrrrmmmmmm nudge nudge

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 01:20:48 GMT

so my birthday~~~~~ anyone wanna give me gifts? hurrrmmmmm *nudge nudge*

get me ZOMBIES!!!

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 21:28:02 GMT

OnO I really want to be home now. I guess I got the home sickness. I miss my friends and the like... Though being able to live with Greg helps a lot just sometimes, i need you guys "I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you."

ehhhh I gotta get back to work -n-

i call zombie bullshit... again.

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:41:18 GMT

♥

Sad that the original cast isn't in it but im still excited ♥ also Red-neck Tank FTW!

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 26 May 2009 23:22:30 GMT

Hope AB was great for everyone who went!

I just got back from seeing Star Trek with Greg and I enjoyed if very much. I'm not a fan of the show so i cant say if it stayed true to the show or not but i think it did and i think it tried its hardest to stick to the original.

and on that note i don't think i will ever watch the show but i do think i will be buying the movie on DVD when it's released.

Memorial day weekend was a pain i felt like i was working non-stop i final get a day off tomorrow though ♥ up until today I had worked 7 days straight and then i was going to have to wait until Friday & Saturday for my days off so I'm quite relieved Mitch noticed and decided to switch up my days off,

yerp that's about itttttttt

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Wed, 20 May 2009 20:55:43 GMT

So Ive been playing Crisis Core, i enjoy it- for what it is. ♥

Been working... and lounging about but starting today ill have Greg here with me ♥ im hoping we can grab some six flags season passes for this summer. it will be a lot easier getting two people to have days off together then four thats for sure!

hurrrmmmmm OH!

So I guess Anime boston is soon? im thinking this upcoming weekend I was completely unaware! ah well another year not at AB ah well one day ill return, hopefully in a cosplay -_-;, I hope everyone going has a great time!

I guess that's all I have to update about, *scratches head* not much of an update that's for sure, welp everyone hope everyone's doing well and I hope to see you all again soon OnO (I'm so lonely)

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Fri, 01 May 2009 16:53:53 GMT

WELP- i has the Internets now,

So i suppose i could post her more often though, there isn't much to update about unless you all want to know about picking up leaves and chipping branches or cleaning bathrooms-

gets a bit lonely up here without Amanda Christina or Greg staying in the trailer with me. on some level i think i tricked myself into believing they would be here? even though i knew they wouldn't, does that make sense?

oh well, Greg will be here in a couple hours which pleases me to no end. hurmmmmmm

in august Amanda and a couple people (Lisa Jen and Meghan H.?) will be coming up for a few days and thought it be cool if other people could come up, but like i said its in august so you guys can have plenty of time to think it over,

I guess that's all I had to say?

Ortsa Darkbane

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 06:33:49 GMT

Come on who didnt see that coming with Lara's post? ♥

anywho this is a revamp of Ortsa from D&D that is all.

"Transform Over Zenith Red!"

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 07:40:40 GMT

Soooooo I FINALLY- got the "happy ending" to Sword of Etheria out of all the endings it is the best but still left me wanting a bit more not game wise but ending wise, this in turned unlocked a new mode called "Dorothy's big adventure" where you play as Dorothy and Toto but the mode has no story whatsoever which makes me feel robed :-\ ....

also i feel you cosplayers should cosplay from this game the costumes are nifty!

can't wait till greg is here ♥

♥school girl squeal♥

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:30:10 GMT

I just got my Bamboo Tablet! ♥ I'm so excited to use iiiiiit! ♥

Resident Evil 5

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:45:47 GMT

Loved it.

Loved that they brought back the Licker.
Enjoyed Sheva even though she had trouble finishing sentences.
Loved that they tied in the projenator virus/flowers
Enjoyed the games controls after i got used to them
LOVED the two player co op option ♥
Graphics were amazing
Loved that Jill is Alive.
Enjoyed seeing Jill Blond
Enjoyed a majority of the Script.
Liked how Wesker is actually the only survivor of "Project W"
Hated that Wesker Died.
Disliked that Spencer Died.
HATED THAT WESKER DIED!!!
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♥

Also I am now looking forward to playing Resident Evil: the darkside chronicles to what i understand its essentially Umbrella Chronicles 2 with a RE2 and RECV remake scenario

Help OnO

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 20:01:58 GMT

So Ive been Unemployed since October and I cant find a effin job. if Anyone can help with a job hook up id love you for it! i really need something concrete for decent pay right now I'm up for 8.50 and up and i need it to be T accessible! please if anyone knows of any job openings pleassseeee let me know you guys have my number or just leave a message here! thanks again guys!

The Kingdom Keepers

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:34:33 GMT

for all you Disney lovers. you should check out kingdom keepers by Ridley Pearson as far as book level goes its a kids book i guess maybe an early teen book but I enjoyed it thoroughly. defiantly worth a look if your a Disney fan.

I can't really explain the book so I'm just going to post a fan trailer for the book.

(unfortunatly the trailer has twilight clips for no reason. there is no dear hunting in the book.)

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:08:58 GMT

UPDATE.

so Mums fine. and that pleases me.

thanks to Jen and Heidi for the response on the post office. sry i dint get back to you guys sooner!

thanks meg for the well wishes to my mum <3

So cheesecake factory:
The day of the interview: cold- pouring and Michael does not want to get out of bed.
but i do, walks to Ashmont-takes the 215 to Quincy center just makes the 238 to the mall to wait a half hour go to the factory, i get sit down after waiting an additional 15 minutes for a manager to be told he shouldn't have scheduled me for that day due to the busyness of thanksgiving and that the kitchen manager couldn't see me. i had fury. but didn't let on.

ummmmm yeah bought Castlevania Judgment for the Wii along with Dokapon Kingdom. both are OK games. nothing amazing. at least I feel that way.

Christmas is coming soon and I'm low on cash again hopefully i can grab some cash before teh season is out.

I guess that's it.

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:12:30 GMT

UPDATE.

Mom is ok, in pain but ok this pleases me.

:)

um. gotta go out to the mall today, have an interview at the cheesecake factory. urgh, do not want.

but i need a job i was going to try for the postal service but the chances of me getting in is pretty slim i think, Jen as in 'teh Salem' any advice there?

also my phone can only accept incoming calls/texts until Wednesday. - don't ask.

so on that note if any of you see or talk to Paige, let her know cuz we were supposed to hang out today.

so i think that's about all i got to say.

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 13:20:37 GMT

UPDATE.

over the summer my mom was pregnant, I don't think I told many of you? Amanda might have though?

anyways she misscarried I'm at my mom's now shes already gone, shes having a D&C done, basically getting her uterus cleaned out due to there still being some tissue in there from the baby that can cause hemorrhaging infection even death. she said she should be back by mid afternoon, but its a surgery so IDK if she had all her facts straight or what.

ummmmmm I guess that's my update? I'm nervous, only because my mom has Anemia so she doesn't bleed well. that was a weird way of putting it but ah well.

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 19:39:32 GMT

so, I've decided.

I've decided that lonely cat in heat should be a new form of torture for the US government.

since last night before I went to bed, until now, Yuna- or Una idk how Lisa spells it, but anyways Lisa's cat Yuna/Una has been meowing and gurgling and combining all kinds of noises clawing at my door following me, SO. EFFIN. ANNOYING.

cat needs to be gutted so she doesn't go crazy like this anymore. I know she can't help it but Jesus Christ ALL night!? isn't her throat sore!? well, that's my rant.

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:54:48 GMT

so normaly wouldn't really care much about this but for some reason i do, so on deviant art I found Oz: the manga's creator David Hutchison's account, and just dropped a comment saying how much i enjoyed his adaptation of oz and can't wait for his land of oz manga book to come out, a few days later i got a notification that he favorited one f my pieces (an oz piece of the main characters chibitized on the yellow brick road). needless to say i was very excited. and kinda still am.

stole from jackie

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 04:35:24 GMT

Do these Google searches and take the first result from the top. If the first one doesn't make any sense and doesn't have the right word order, go to the next.

1. Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
Michael Needs a Girlfriend [Pffft LMAO]

2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
Michael looks like he is picking his nose [*Flicks*]

3: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
Mr. Michael does his thing [that's what she said?]

4: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
Michael Hates Toby [as in from the office <3]

5: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
Michael goes clubbing in LA

6: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search:
Michael Loves Lisa [no i don't.]

7: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
Michael likes to eat his fried chicken in private. [<3]

8: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search:
Michael has left the building. [that I have.]

9: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
Michael wants to get head. [...no comment]

one year

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 04:59:32 GMT

It was me and Greg's one year anniversary yesterday <3

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 23:39:09 GMT

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASTRA >:3 Ya old hag! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Love ya

So Xion, as in the XIIIth order's 14th member? yeah she looks JUST like kiari only she had a short crop hair cut and instead of red hair she has black-blue hair kinda like paiges... i was expecting something more with the hair, lame,

JILL! OnO

evilwaluigi@hotmail.com — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:37:44 GMT

can we just talk about this:

WTF!!!???

OnO